Are you looking for profit in all the wrong places?
FACT
Business owners are more likely than others to suffer from grey hair, anxiety, insomnia and random bouts of indigestion. *
*Not really a fact, but it might as well be.
Running a business ain’t always easy.
The long hours, too little pay, the client tango every month where they haggle to shave every last penny off the price, the constant uncertainty, the need to always hustle, the pressure,
IT. IS. EXHAUSTING.
Kinda makes you wish you’d kept your full time job.
At least you knew how much would be in your account at the end of this month.
And the next.
And the next.
What do you do when you’re stockpiling the wrong kinda bills?
It’s rough.
And I know some internet guru is going to tell you that you just need to work harder.
But honestly,
Screw that.
I hate the word hustle.
Business isn’t about brawn.
It’s about brains.
Hi, I'm
Eman
Founder of The Scribesmith,
Climber of (one) mountains,
Explorer of the Great Outdoors,
Drinker of Copious Amounts of Tea,
and Writer of Words you wish came out of your mouth
I craft compelling conversion copy with personality POPPING out the seams to help you stand out from 1094835 other brands selling to your customers.
Here are some of the peeps who’ve trusted me with their copy
One of favourite my marketing stories is about Harold von Braunhut, the inventor of Sea-Monkeys.
He sold people Invisible Goldfish.
Guaranteed to stay invisible for life.
And believe it or not, the Invisible Goldfish (aka bowl of water) made him a bucket load of money.
That right there is the power of good marketing.
The Good News
I can all but guarantee that you’re offering your customers more than von Braunhut was. (Unless you’re selling canned air, in which case I tip my imaginary hat to you, good lady)
The Bad News
You’re still going to have to figure out how to find your goldfish aka your golden ticket to financial freedom.
Or you can do this:
presenting
Profit Pipeline*
* Side effects may include uncontrollable joy, and confetti showers.
The plug-and-play system that you can use over and over again to make thousands of dollars whenever you want a little extra cash.
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In just 72 hours, you could be walking away with:
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An offer that even the most cynical of clients cannot-will-not resist
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A sales page even Harold von Braunhut would be proud of
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Steady income, you’ll always know what to do whenever you want to make some extra money
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A sales page designed by a professional User Experience designer that combines psychology and graphic design to make sure your ideal clients are being led right to that shiny Buy button.
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More free time → A productized offer = no sales calls, no client tango, no haggling
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An email marketing strategy to get your clients to flock to your sales page
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Make profit over and over again with a system that can be used as many times as you like
and, an air-punching bottomline
Profit Pipeline is the gift that keeps on giving.
And, not just for you either.
I’m partnering with a super-talented designer, Hayyan Rizvi, to do a little good. I bring the wit and sparkling humour (and the modesty) that will get into your ideal clients’ heads, he brings the crisp, clean, aesthetic that’ll make your clients drool.
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people are getting
A rinse-and-repeat strategy that will rake in leads whenever you use it.
High-converting sales page copy that packs a punch of personality, and rakes in the dolla-dolla bills.
A sales page that rakes in leads designed by a real User-Experience designer, aka a pro that knows exactly what needs to be done to get users to click
An email marketing strategy your list won’t be able to resist.
+ Karma points because I’m donating 50% of my share of the profits to charity: water.
You win, the world wins, we all win.
all of that in just 72 hours
Here's what you get
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A 45-minute deep dive so we can figure out the best way to create an evergreen sales page for your business to make money whenever you need.
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High conversion sales page copy that’ll have your clients whip out their credit cards and say GIMME
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An on-brand design that combines cognitive psychology and graphic design so that your sales page is pretty AND functional
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An email marketing strategy that’ll walk you through exactly what you to need send your list to make your sales a success
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All of this in just 72 hours.
How it Works
Work starts on the agreed date. We work, and you enjoy the time off.
72 hours later, we exchange high-fives, and you jump up and down in joy.
Choose the slot that works best for your schedule.
(P.S. You don't have to use them right away, you can book it for anytime this year)
You revel in the beauty of multiplication.
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Let's say you have a $200 product or service, let's see what it looks like.
As soon as we process your payment, we'll send you an email, and get all the details we need to craft your winning strategy.
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Sell 10 => $200 x 10
= You make $2,000
Sell 20 => $200 x 20
= You make $4,000
Sell 50 = $200 x 50
= You make $10,000
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And that's with just one launch.
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If you use the same copy, sales page, and email strategy again, that number, doubles, triples and quadruples.​
"I don't want to write a testimonial for Eman, because
I don't want to share her with the world.
Call me selfish, I don't care.
Eman's THAT good → a true talent who knows how to write clever copy that truly speaks to her audience.
She knows how to string together the right words, phrases, emojis, and even pop culture references so that her copy POPS!
In other words, Eman's copy, talent, and unique vision will help you make more money while also empowering your community.
Win-win"
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Kira Hug. Kira Hug Media.